Operation Long Stick

Background Info:

• Rowan left his "Regular Bun" at a castle in Sion
• Niamh dropped Rowan's "New Bun" over the balcony onto the balcony below
• The individuals living below are out of town
• Rowan was sick yesterday
• Rowan walked into our bedroom at 2:30 AM CET and emptied the contents of his stomach all over our floor and "Broken Bun"
• It was now 2:40 AM and there were no clean Buns remaining
• Rowan cannot sleep without a Bun
• Emily put "Broken Bun" in the wash.

At 6:50 AM Operation Long Stick was put into action. Using a broom, a mop, and an old shirt, "New Bun" was knocked off the balcony below us onto the street. "New Bun" was recovered and is now awaiting a nice bath.

It is important to note that Operation Long Stick was based on Operation Stick And Sheet, which was launched earlier in the morning. Exact details on that failed operation are either classified or unavailable because I was sleeping.